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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

Sounds logical to me

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Sounds logical to me

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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      -Command "(gc above image text) -replace ‘broccoli’, ‘murder’

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      You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

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        Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

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          You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

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            Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.

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              I don’t know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it’s hetero. It’s like cultural appropriation or something.

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            Pegging doesn’t feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I’m not gay.

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              Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.

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