Is she gonna go back to her Reddit account now?

I hate the term “mandatory reporter”. Like, that should be obvious. If a kid confides in you and you don’t tell someone, you’re just as guilty. You’re basically an accomplice or co-conspirator at that point.

Yeah I’m guessing he was passing quite well if it wasn’t obvious to op, unless ops head is completely up their own ass.

Probably quite likely that Mikes mood was the most noticable thing about him. He was probably glowing.

Taken off. Not put on. Mike was AFAB.

The comic threw me for min but in retrospect it makes sense.

UK enforcing she verification laws, I imagine

I’m not sure if this is a typo or not. Either way sounds plausible nowadays.

Hunter Biden’s alter-ego. It’s all documented on his laptop, he’s actually got superpowers.

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Yeah but I don’t think it’s like, you’re stuck in spectator mode until midnight (or 6am).

I’d imagine from his perspective, he died and immediately woke up the next day.

But I don’t think it’s sleep that’s the trigger…I think it’s set on time. He should be fine to take a nap. Unless the plane crashes while he naps and the only way to break the loop is for him to save the plane.

He wouldn’t even have to. His “base” (or, in some languages, “Al Qaeda”) will take care of it. I doubt he’d even have to ask.

Though he probably would, in some “boy it sure would be nice…” kind of way on “truth”.

Wow. Classy date.

Way to bury the lede. "Liberterians with buyers remorse draw animated prick on animated prick. Oh btw there’s an official from minitrue effectively in charge of what can be shown on one of the 3-4 major American broadcast networks. "

I think you forgot to buy the Washington Post, but otherwise a pretty solid plan.

Lobbyists.

Eventually shooting someone will be “abuse of a firearm”. Might be able to get assault w/ deadly weapons by pistol-whipping. You want the lesser charge of firearm abuse, you gotta pull the trigger.

He was a perfect pawn for Peter Theils coup of Gawker.

Motherfucker spend 20+ years telling us to wake up. Then complain when we woke.

Idk man, I have like, 0 aliases. That’s kinda sus my man.

Back should be “Loyal Minions…”

Front should be “Their couch”.

My kids will gladly blow you anyway. They don’t care. You’ll spray your seed all over the neighborhood, and they’ll just smile and laugh.

Plus, they’re kids so it’ll be really sloppy and a lot of spit involved.

Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.

Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.