That works best for people who have a few hundred million in cash. I got about tree fiddy.

What he plans and what takes place ain’t never been exactly similar.

“True” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. A democratic republic is a form of democracy.

I disagree with your stance on the presidential ballot but I respect your position. You aren’t any more responsible for Trump’s actions than I would be for Kamala’s. There was no one on the ballot (who could win) who was going to do anything about Gaza. For me that meant moving on to other issues. Nothing I did in that voting booth would do Palestinians any immediate good, but there were other differences between the candidates and I cast my vote on the basis of things I could affect.

But at the end of the day you and I want the same things. Why fight you when the real enemies are so clear? Even if you don’t vote for the President, you’re still voting for Congress and the Senate and that is crucial, too. Truth is Trump wouldn’t be a problem if he didn’t control the whole shebang. Mate, I appreciate everyone who filled out a ballot to make themselves heard.

First, I don’t understand why processors give a fuck. Do they imagine people are going to just stop using credit in protest of how other people spend their money? Tell me another fucking joke.

Second, I’m not a game developer, but I suddenly want to make a horror game that includes graphic, exploitive, gratuitous depictions of everything they complain about. And name the game Collective Shriek.

Finish the session off by searching for arthritis

Found it!

He’s never had the honor of further culpability and involvement.

The problem with raping underage girls (from his perspective) is you can’t have them sign legally binding contracts…

restart negotiations on trade

“Now that your stupid little war is over, can we go back to talking about tariffs?”

Graduated in 91. Can’t confirm first time for anyone but me and one girlfriend but I will confirm we were getting laid. I was almost 15 and she had recently turned 15. Can also confirm post virginity high school sex with another girl. I really only had two serious girlfriends in high school. I had a few other near misses but I don’t recall any others that sealed the deal off the top of my head. I wasn’t swimming in it, but I did pretty well for a nerd with self-confidence issues.

I give no fucks about any Dems who get swept up in this. They are part of the wealthy and powerful exploiting the rest of us. They are complicit and not just disgusting, but vulnerable to blackmail even if you somehow excuse them as good people who made a mistake or twenty.

But I want an unredacted list. Burn them all or you might as well burn none.

“That happens to me all the time too! Damn lying women!”

— 43-year-old man still living at home

Are we still talking about this? Unbelievable…

The number of times I find myself using that quote is a lot higher than you’d expect.

Even if it had access to its own source during training, the chances of it regurgitating it with total fidelity are zero.

I was going to tell one of those “two white guys and a black guy” jokes from my youth here with immigration in place of St. Peter administering one final test, but that’s a lot of fucking work to tell a joke that has been in circulation for 50 years. So I go to look it up to copy/paste and I find out the joke is based on actual Jim Crow laws preventing black people from voting with literacy tests.

Anyway, the punchline is “Spell chrysanthemum.” I’m sure you can work backward to figure out the rest of the joke and how it relates.

How did this take 8+ fucking years?

It’s not illegal for law enforcement to lie to you even if they know it’s a lie. Isn’t this a great system? Happy Friday!

I wonder if he made that connection when it was Trump doing it…