Programmer dad: “Not a ‘Number #0 dad’, huh??”

I’ll consider this an IQ test and apply for Mensa

Just wear a suit. That should help you emanate seriousness and dedication

Be there or be square

My stupid ass: “why did the conservatives have an issue with Cathode Ray Tube TVs?”

Worst case is when there are some written rules, but there’s a spoken agreement (which you don’t know about) to ignore some of those rules

They’re jumping from the next table over

The “Thought for 2 seconds” and “Stopped thinking” are hilarious to me