The path of the content

Like a twisted pair sucked on through a glory hole, transfering content over wires requires patience. Transfering wires through the human body requires a very long drill and a tube, through which the wire itself then is squeezed until it reaches the brain.

The entire process could be divided into just a few simple steps, supposing the content consumer (patient), is already kneaded into the proper form and mindset. But nevermind the state of the body, the process will always cause to the creator discomfort of varying degree depending on the patient’s gender, race, ethnicity, nationality, sex, religion, hair color, political persuasion, body mass, shoe size, body fat, sexual (in)experience, email provider and hunger. The well-being of the content creator is an endlessly debated dispute among many schools of creation and even some of the artists. This guide has no opinion.

1. drilling a hole to the brain
2. pushing a tube through the hole
3. pushing a wire through the tube

For the sake of our procedure, we will assume access to the best tools we can acquire without having to spend any money whatsover. Our drill will have to be about as long as the height of the patient and large enough to create a hole that will make the insertion of the tube possible.

The first step can be approached in numerous ways, but when it comes to wires, for the sake of our example, we will presume that the longer the wire, the more content it can hold. We will also assume that the straighter the canal, the less work will have to be performed on our end. This means finding the longest possible vector from the patients brain to the farthest end of an appendage. Numerous alternative paths exist, such as a spiral tunnel that swirls throughout the entirety of the patient’s flesh, but we are not tattoo artists. Precision and efficiency is the objective here.

With the patient lying horizontally, the ideal path for our content canal would begin in the bottom of the foot, where the medial arch meets the heel pad. Drilling through the sole, the leg, the knee, through both muscle and bone, reaching the pelvis (and going through it). This is the most difficult part, the rest of our drilling consists of going through several organs, the intestine, a kidney, or a lung. No canal or person is the same, and for different patients, the tunnel will run through different organs in unique fashion. This is a negligible fact and does not affect the endeavor whatsover.

Needing the tunnel to not be exposed and completely contained within the body, we push through the neck, drilling through the jaw and the cavity, until we finally reach the brain. One might worry about the potential damage that could be caused by drilling too deep, but it is indeed better to drill a few inches too far into the brain, than find out the hole in the skull is not large enough when we’re inserting our fun tubing.

The insertion of the tube is very straightforward. It has to be well lubricated (saliva is in many instances enough) and the most important thing to keep in mind is that the tube has to be severel inches longer than our drilled tunnel. This allows us to suck out whatever bodily fluids the tube gathered on its way to the brain. It is tedious, but compared to the previous drilling procedure, very little can go wrong. It comes as a great surprise to many first time content creators, how easily a very long tube will just go into a body.

You could hypothetically urinate into the tube before you put the wire in, to sterilize it, but you will have to suck out the piss afterwards.

Finally, the wire is snuck through the tubing, rubbing against the walls for the entirety of its journey, sounding muffled echoes of friction into the flesh surrounding it. Some patients may experience orgasmic convultions, but it’s important not to mistake those for a succesful insertion of our wire.

The only certain sign that the wire has reached the brain is recognized in a repeated twitching of the left eye of the patient.

Now that the wire is in place, one might think there is a missing step of opening up the skull (other than drilling a hole into it, starting at the sole of a foot) and manually connecting the copper and the brain. One would be wrong. The moment the end of the wire reaches the mucus in the brain, the content creator is already drilling a hole through a different foot.

~pmjv