• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    8 days ago

    We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the democrats are pussies. And Donald Trump is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn’t appropriate.

    And it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

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    8 days ago

    without shitting on others

    No way. I will always shit on the assholes making things worse.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    8 days ago

    Hi my name is Ininewcrow and you’re all assholes … I’d like to share today and talk about all your fuckery