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Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
“What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”*points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look
“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and notify the chef of your hog preferences”
Experienced and ribbed for your pleasure. You dirty old man 😍
LOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth
I would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.
Gladly. :)
“Are we not doing phrasing anymore?”
what kind of staff? I like a good wizard staff personally
