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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet

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LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    “Start a business” almost certainly means “Buy into an MLM scam.”

  • Vik@lemmy.world
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    …who took the picture? 🧐

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      That poor intern

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        what a shit job 😔

      • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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        That poo intern?

        • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world
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          This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.

  • TheFrirish@jlai.lu
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    Actual LinkedIn shitpost

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    There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.

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    pooping photo

    just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)

    Classy all around. Hope she’s on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.

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    Sets the tripod.
    Checks the lightning isn’t too good.
    Sets the timer.
    Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
    Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.

    “Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don’t you see I’m grinding!! You don’t get it, we are not the same.”

    Makes a LinkedIn post.
    Adds a shitty pun about shit.

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  • RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️@feddit.dk
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    This is how you get hemorrhoids.

    • tordenflesk@lemmy.world
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      This how you discover you already got them.

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@piefed.social
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    Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔

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      Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.

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