Honk!Reads like PBF which is high praise from me.
Is the two-headed creature now a goose or a geese?
Goosen
I have this mini. Here’s the adventure that I use it with: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1854583243/night-of-goose-a-dd-5e-one-shot
Honest question:
How would you actually defeat the duck?
I don’t think that’s a duck- ducks tend to quack, not honk! Although neither ducks nor geese tend to have multiple re-growing heads…
not a duck. it’s a hiss chicken.
Evidently, you have to use a flaming sword like Hercules and cauterize the neck preventing regrowth.
smart
Cut off the legs obviously
Would its legs not also multiply?
If they did, that night be a strategy too. It’s hard to move around with hundreds of feet.
…oh?
I knew someone would come back with that. But the goose has a round body. When the heads are chopped off, they come back full size, so we can assume the feet would, too. I think it would be different.
Awwww, they like to cuddle.
No no, just the heads
Woe upon us all if you’re wrong
Did you not see Jason and the Argonauts?
You have to cauterize the head holes with a torch.
One cannot defeat this creature of most fowlness. This creature terrorizes the young and the old; the able body and the infirm.
It knows no fear. It only knows violence.
Edit: Missed an opportunity for a pun
Chaos and destruction alone remain the companions of the terrible goose.
2x Napalm bombs
The hydra’s blood is incredibly poisonous, though. Hope the… goblins? Orcs?.. figured that one out.
So is cayenne, though. For someone with a high enough CON score, poisonous blood might as well be a seasoning.
I mean… a tiny bit killed Hercules…
boiling cures all
*but it didn’t*
Rare oots enjoyer.
Geese are some hideous demon’s creation. The Canada goose in particular is a creature built to desanctify life itself.
Not sure I’ve ever seen josh brolin smile
Someone call Sir Bravas!
For Kilbington!
But enough about that.
In my name?!
Drugs policies…
Hydra Honk.
Honkdra
This is a unit you can make in the game “The King is Watching”. :D
It’s probably just Zeus trying to get his end away.
For once this is actually funny.
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