My iPhone 5’s battery was fucked after 3.5 years

Went into Apple Store for first time in my life

They took phone, I walked around for a half hour

Went back, they replaced battery because it was a known issue for free

Used phone for another year before giving it to a friend

This happened to me, just with a shattered screen instead of an old battery. Fucker tried to tell me my phone was bricked. I turned it on in front of the cunt and left.

Shiiittt mann, these days war crimes ain’t even war crimes

Battery is dead. Customer disservice can’t run diagnostics software on it because it won’t turn on because the battery is dead. They won’t replace the battery because the battery is dead. That entire cult is a fucking farce.