• LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    25 days ago

    I’ll endlessly flatter you for like $200 a month. I’ll upvote all your posts, tell you you’re the best person with the biggest penis, and faithfully watch all your content. For an extra $100, I’ll argue with your detractors. You know where to find me.