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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Dirty slut for water

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Dirty slut for water

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Good Monson@lemmy.zip
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    Yeah, but only on special occasions.

  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    Yeah it’s called being parched and the water in that moment will taste like nectar from the gods.

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      The person you love can taste like this too. It’s arresting

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yeah but you need to filter all the gross proteins and stuff out.

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        Do NOT vore your partner >:(

        • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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          Haha no i mean their saliva.

          I guess other fluids are on the table idk

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            Well I know you’re being a dirty slut and all, but try to swallow those fluids before they end up on the table

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              I laughed way too hard at this.

              “Of course, where are my manners”

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    Reading that was painful

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I remember a point right after gay was a generic derisive (e.g. That’s so gay! = That sucks! ) for a short while I’m gay for meant I like this so much I’d be willing to do sexual favors to get it (e.g. I’m gay for mineral water right now )

    Similarly when we talk about architecture porn we mean stuff that would excite people really into architecture. In some places, we still see it. ( Gun porn, food porn, grammar porn, etc.)

    It’d be awesome if we generalized sluttiness the same way.

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      But nobody is gay for Hans Moleman :(

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    With hard cycling it’s basically standard? Squeeze water bottles with dirty tips and you get to hydrate and cool.

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    Level up and try it with beer.

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      I really and truly am a dirty slut for beer.

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      Way ahead of you

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Vodka for the truly degenerate.

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    Daily

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    Many a slip twixt a cup and a lip! 😘

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    My beard catches everything that runs or falls down while I’m trying to ingest it.

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      Yay, a personal humidifier with seasonal aromas

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