Mr. Kirk, a close ally of President Trump, was shot while speaking at Utah Valley University. The authorities were still searching for the shooter, with no one in custody.
Mr. Kirk, a close ally of President Trump, was shot while speaking at Utah Valley University. The authorities were still searching for the shooter, with no one in custody.
Someone on mastodon said “Imagine the shooters name turns out to be Mario.” Like holy shit, that would finally break me.
Or imagine if this was actually the guy who saved us from the United healthcare CEO, and Luigi was really framed.
That would be comic book levels of awesome. We already have comic book villains IRL so it’s not that far fetched.
fuckin hell, i needed this. lmao this gave me a good wheeze