I’ve arrived.
Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!
But we don’t reall know until we look in the box
if (packet != null) { ... }
Your package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.
I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we’d get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I’d loudly announce, “Thank god! Our air arrived!” Then I’d tear it open and we’d all gasp like we’d been holding our breaths waiting for it.
This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen
Removed by mod
Shipped to undefined
“Customers who bought this also bought: VOID”
For some reason DHL managed to get a null-string into their system a few years back, which meant that any DHL shipments to me - no matter what the seller had entered - had “null” as the receiver in the system.
Everything else was fine, address and tracking numbers sent to me etc - but I did have a few interesting discussions at pickup locations that wanted to see identification matching the name in the system …
There’s some decent money to be made in null shipping. For one thing, fuel costs are very low.
DON’T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don’t move we’re sending someone to help you
SCP Agent: What’s in the box?
SCP Scientist: Nothing
SCP Agent: So, what’s the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee…
SCP Scientist: You don’t understand. Our measurements show that there’s nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn’t contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It’s a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.
SCP Agent: …
SCP Agent: Is that bad?
SCP Scientist: Very.
“Soundwave… what is in the box?”
“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”
“What is a Hatsune Miku?”
He’s a cute little fella…
Game over, User wins
So when the package arrives, how many pieces of faulty software needing to point at it will it be encircled by?
It won’t arrive, lets see,… tomorrow. Good! Just around the time I won’t be expecting it.
So that’s why my variable can’t be null, you’re hoarding it to yourself!
