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Lena@gregtech.eu to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 17 days ago

"Source code file"

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Lena@gregtech.eu to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 17 days ago
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  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

    He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

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      Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

      • saimen@feddit.org
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        Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

  • negativenull@piefed.world
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    Get popcorn ready

    Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.

    Enjoy popcorn

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    This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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      Think of all the GOTOs

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why the fuck can’t these assholes just go away?

    You’ve won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

    It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

    *these are rhetorical questions

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      1000001736

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        15 days ago
        • substance abuse
        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          greed should be a mental illness

          • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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            If anyone hoarded anything like billionaire hoard money we’d have them commited.

  • Davin@lemmy.world
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    Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

    • sandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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      Drop the executable in the GrokBox

    • 3abas@lemmy.world
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      The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn’t support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.

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    please don’t use grok.

    elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

    please don’t use grok.

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      You’re probably preaching to the choir here. lol

      • turdburglar@sh.itjust.works
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        i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.

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          You’d have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits…

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            Like this? Unrelated but similar in concept.

            Canada lesbian oil sands

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