At three in the morning, I woke to my wife screaming and only then realized I was hunched over his empty crib.

  • Cassanderer@thelemmy.club
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    3 days ago

    Well, there was once this bad businessman, he did his business bad, which is to say he collected blackmail files on everybody.

    ,He seized control of a party fully intent on becoming a one-party State and overthrowing the Republic of their own accord and brought the plan ahead of schedule.

    Now those in reality rejoiced! Yay, because they lost the election we can now stop them and their Half Baked attempt to overthrow the republic!

    But alas, it was not so. Old man Hindenburg thought it was 1990 and mumbled some shit about whatever while it literal coup against the American Republic went unpunished and was openly organized for another go.

    The second coup worked, and all Patriots despaired. Waiting for this dumpster fire to burn itself out.