• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Broke: Searching stocks by the size of their five year annualized dividend weighted by their EBITDA

    Woke: Buying the stock with the highest dividend last quarter

    Bespoke: Putting my entire retirement account into the index fund called YieldsBiggerThanMyDick