Oh man I really want a little kitty. Like damn I can tell I am going through kitty withdrawals. Please god, any god, give me a little lovely kitty cat to pet
May I suggest !cats@lemmy.world for kitty fixes
Good news, cats are free, you can go outside and grab one!
I have 24 cats /j
If you put out consistent food in increasing amounts, you will have 24 cats… and a rodent-free garden after a couple of generations.
Why did God take away all the past kitties that you pat?
The implacable march of time and age comes for us all. It’s this stupid material form we exist in.
cat make happy
Cat dopamine give
cat serotonin give
I’ve got a bottle of whiskey and a folding camping chair for when the inevitable end hits. Assuming I don’t get that lethal heart attack I’ve been working towards first.