• CluelessDude@lemmy.zip
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    17 hours ago

    I don’t want to be a nut buster but aren’t you supposed to beat the meat bunch to clear the remains after till it’s clean?

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      16 hours ago

      Yes, you’re supposed to ejaculate a few times before you bring in a sample to have it tested. But you’re supposed to wait a week or two before any sexual action after the actual surgery.

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        A week or two? Here in Germany it was like “Whenever you feel good enough again” which he said would be in about 1-2 days. And for me it was a day after the vasectomy.

        But I had a great Doctor who said I can bring my phone or Console to play on while he worked his magic. Ended up watching with a mirror though…

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          Hahaha it goes so quickly with a good doctor, one wouldn’t have time to play anything really! My latest friends’ took like 20 minutes.

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        15 hours ago

        IIRC I was prescribed like 30 ejaculations over the course of two months. I could be wrong about the exact number but I remember thinking I had to actually put an effort and some consistency into it if I was going to hit the target.

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      The directions I saw recently were no arousal for two weeks, then ejaculate 20 times over 2 months, then send in the sample. If the sample doesn’t come back clear, then repeat after 2 more months. Insurance does not cover the testing kit.

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      16 hours ago

      I’ve never head that, but sounds like a nice consolation.