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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·4 days agoBut when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·4 days agoThat’s because I was carrying my unemployed boss
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoBecause he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-23 days agoIF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEEN DAMMIT
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoCHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN
But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
That’s because I was carrying my unemployed boss
Because he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEENDAMMIT
FTFY
CHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN