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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 天前

Poor salmon

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Poor salmon

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 天前
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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    9 天前

    Because that’s the color you turn before you mate

    • BakerBagel@midwest.social
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      9 天前

      Still involves the fish dying

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.

        • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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          9 天前

          silver lining

          Again with the word choice!

        • turdcollector69@lemmy.world
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          9 天前

          Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.

          Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel

          • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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            9 天前

            Everyone loves lox

        • grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one
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          9 天前

          what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir

          • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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            9 天前

            SingingSalmon@shootyourshot.com Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?

      • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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        9 天前

        Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.

        • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world
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          9 天前

          Death by Snu Snu

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        9 天前

        Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)

      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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        Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.

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