Jesus christ this is spot on case of: dont take more than 2, dont forget to blink and drink tons of water hahaha

Its right twice a day every day. Pretty fuckin generous analogy lol

Or any of the scenarios where op is no longer employed or self employed and between jobs. Court appointed attorneys are based on current income iirc.

Seriously and if you fuck up buying dinner plates then it isnt the first thing they fucked up and was prolly the gf’s “this is the last straw” request and she really figured this was so stupid simple that she thought theres no way they could fuck it up.