Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!

I have to read random passwords to people, nobody knows which is the greater (>) and less (<) than symbol.

Second one I read that nearly had me running for the champagne.

Sorry can’t do it, billionaires need more money and we need to blow up more brown people on the other side of the world.

Takeout every day? Your monthly food bills gotta be over 1k

Intermittent fasting aka I can only afford every other meal.