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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
  • Apytele@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Makes sense to me
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    2 days ago

    I read a book a while back that was called a “guide to mating” or something that was actually pretty decent and included some very objectively anthropological / sociological explanations of why if you’re ugly you better at least be a good person. “Well why should I have you be nice if the hot guys don’t?” Look dude do you wanna fuck or not? Weird that some guys will only hear that from another man but…

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.workstoGreentext@sh.itjust.works•can't unsee it
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    8 days ago

    (as an aside before I start this comment, me and my partner are both exceptionally blunt on all accounts)

    I’ve mentioned to my partner before that he’s not the kind of attractive I expected to wind up with, but that I’m pretty sure most of that is rooted in daddy issues, so it’s probably for the best.

    I’ve also told my partner that when he makes that very specific devious chuckle (that deep genuine one it’s hard to fake like when I send him a really good meme) sometimes I can feel my vagina make a little sploosh of goo.

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