If only maga were exposed to this kind of news maybe they’d finally recognize what a corrupt piece of shit Trump is…

…But who am I kidding of course they wouldn’t, they’d move the goalpost and somehow say Pelosi bad and Trump good all in the same sentence.

The mitocorndriog is the powerhouse of the American.

That’s how hot it has been in the factory I work in for like the last week already… It’s disgusting. Between 102F-106F

Hope they get some relief soon!

Probably a healthier way to put it than I do.

“Shut up! You’re an idiot. Just shut up moron.”

Trump administration:

“We hear there’s a Wonderful Community starting up in Arkansas, really great stuff, it should be a model for the rest of the country! We’re denying all federal aid to any state that refuses to follow the lead of this Wonderful Community!”

This is literally what I expect them to do. They’ll claim governmental affairs nor homeland security have any reason to be involved in this case.

They’ll have their stooges argue this on Fox news as well and twist the knife saying “Democrats are wasting your money on a witch hunt instead of working to improve your lives!”

and Republican-controlled states will receive an additional investment of $5,000 a month through the DNC’s Red State Fund

It seems like such an obvious thing to do, it’s crazy they weren’t doing this previously. All we can do is hope for the best now

The leadership of the DNC can change, but that isn’t going to do fuck-all for the people already in office or even those running if they are still corpo shills.

The DNC leadership change is a nice start but they don’t set policy decisions or “whip votes” as far as I’m aware.

or its so damning releasing it would destroy our government as well as several others.

Do eeeeet

Democrats: “that’s ok, we’re not going back because we never left and never intend to! Nothing Will Fundamentally Change is our motto!”

Ahhh sorry, I was a little dense. If I see relax guy it’s usually used condescendingly so it kinda put me on edge and the rest didn’t register as actual sarcasm. As they say, telling someone to relax often has the opposite effect lol

I’m on Lemmy WAY too MUCH! I see THIS Format and I IMMEDIATELY know it’s BIGMACHOLE!

It’s kinda like a work of art, you’ve created a recognizable “brand” lol

Ready Killalot:

Come on kiddos, the secret key to enter my playland is a fork! Stick it in the special keyhole in your walls, they’re low to the floor because they’re meant for kids!

Why should I be ok with this?

“One… Two… Umm … Many … One many… Two many… Many many…”

We are all Detritus lol

This is literally the motto of our entire existence “lately.”

“The only way to get ahead is to be a massive piece of shit. It’s stupid to not be a piece of shit. There are no consequences when you succeed.”

And apparently according to recent polls the absolute brain rotted dumb fuck conservative majority of this country are more supportive of Republicans than Democrat voters are of Democrats.

If an election were to happen tomorrow Trump would almost certainly win again maybe with an even larger margin… we’re so boned.

“Ah ha! That’s how I know you don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re an ‘expert!’ and they don’t know anything! Checkmate!”

National Democrats:

Democrats: “We’d rather lose!”

Actual genius plan to weasel out of this…

Conspiracy theorists in your party obsess over pedophile related conspiracies (true and imaginary) so you use another conspiracy to get them back on your side…

They’ll 100% eat this up for sure. All he needs to do is get Pam Rubber Stamp Bondi to provide some “evidence” that has a bunch of Democrats on it and this will all be over. Any connection to him can be dismissed as his favorite “witch hunt” and “fake documents.”