The secret ingredient is crime.

1. Draw on the dollar so it looks like a $20
2. Con someone into exchanging into singles.
3. Get 4 Costco hotdogs for lunch.
4. Draw on the rest and con away.

Walking on jello cubes would be like walking on Lego!

Like the second you get a ping of sorry for some illegals of the wrong colour. You chastise yourself “No! this is wrong!!!” and use the daily mantra from Fox to clear your mind: Barack Hussain Obama is guilty!

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Or sell a “WiFi mask” to modify the signal to look like celebrities.