You obviously have to plant it in the ground first, silly!

Well because the age of your death determines your mental fitness throughout you whole life so if you can do stocks by age 3 you’re gonna die before 20 obviously.

If you have matrix, there is an xkcd not @xkcd:maunium.net

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As a foreigner, what does this metaphor mean? It sounds to me like “And at the end of the day… is night” kind of things, but what does it replace?

And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?

Well here is a link then.

His actor definitely had a section in his contract dedicated solely to him being topless on the show, but in this scene he was not.

Don’t humanize old memes! I had to think about iCarly for the first time in like 10 years.

Definitely the pizza. My enthusiasm isn’t that hot.

Ugh, with a keyboard and a text editor. Duh!

Call me old-fashioned, but I ain’t gonna suck the white juice out of ass pimples.

Bloody and trashy?

Hardcore Henry

Doomsday

Death Race

On the off chance someone doesn’t know them: the Machete movies

A little more thriller-y are the Cube movies although the first is the best by far.

Fant1stic

Forgejo (pronounced /forˈd͡ʒe.jo/ (hear an audio sample)) is inspired by forĝejo, the Esperanto word for forge.

Or simply for-jay-oh

All my friends chat over our self hosted matrix server. There is always a way.

VSCodium is the open source part of VSCode, so I prefer to use that.

Mull is firefox on android without the proprietary parts. Heliboard is a good android keyboard.