“Nothing about Success, nothing about Brightness, nothing about the Future,” claimed Trump. "

It’s a museum, you human sweatpant boner. It’s literally all about the past.

ICBMs covered in glitter.

I would use that bathroom.

We should do a general strike. Global warming can be plan B.

Come on, high cholesterol!

You honestly think 180 homicides in a city the size of D.C. calls for a federal takeover?

I’m saying not everyone voted Republican.

Camacho was actually a decent president.

Not all of these people voted for this.

Multiple casinos.

Yeah, I bet those boys were proud.

I feel like you missed the point of their comment.

Why?

Careful mentioning other kids on the playground to Trump, he’ll try to fuck them too.

Gee whiz, I wonder what will happen here…

“Shmoke and a pancake?”

Who said that?