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2 days agoHilariously, she brought brought very little to the table in the first place.
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2·2 days agoYou can’t spell rude loudmouth fascist pig without M A G A. Wait, I told that wrong.
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Those earrings tell us everything we need to know. Throw the book at him.
Yeah, war implies two sides fighting.
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Lookin for Jimmy and Willy’s spent roaches. Or some Obama solar panels to tear off in spite.
And then it gets awesome. Eventually, their bodies fuse together and they form a multi-headed live dildo king and we saw one.
The wonders of the English language:
A while ago, a farmer walked through a pork processing plant in Oklahoma with a friend who managed it. He came across boxes stacked on the floor with labels that said “artificial calamari.” So he asked his friend “What’s artificial calamari?” “Bung,” his friend replied. “Hog rectum.” Have you or I eaten bung dressed up as seafood? Ben investigated.
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/484/doppelgangers/act-one-17
I mean, it’s what they do.
Step 1: Paint house purple
What the fuck is juice?!