No weirdos though

This is my cort ordered apology. Please send one dollar to Sorry Dude

Is it okay if they say “happy birthday”?

Well, this is my floor.

I guess we’ll be going down together

Ah, the Denver Broncos?!

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city keeping its speed over 50 and if it’s speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called “the bus that couldn’t slow down”

Can’t a man walk down the street without being offered some points?!