JD probably longs to be turned into leather to be closer to his one true love.

“State of the union” will be rebranded to “Beautiful state of the super-great union”.

Even Hitler got thrown in jail. It was a ridiculously cozy jail for a few months, which gave him time to write his infamous book, but still.

Fish looks like me when I have a mandated office day.

In most other developed democracies: No, of course it’s for free, that’s what you pay taxes for.

Without the cyber, apparently.

I will not get lectured by a guy who’s in a toxic relationship with a plant.

Hitler was voted into power with only 35 percent of the popular vote. Fascists don’t care if they’re popular, they only care about power.

You can’t put that on the women. Men have got to get their shit together. Just show a bit of empathy, bro! It’s not that hard, humans are literally wired for it. It’s just that capitalism is reinforcing humankind’s worst impulses.

Well, yes, but Harris laughed funny!

This was probably produced some time before 2022 and was the attempt at a very short apocalyptic horror story.

Doesn’t help that its dialogue is so boring, its most well known quote is literally just “I see you”.

Jesse Eisenberg.

Don’t sweat it. No, actually, sweat it! Sweat it real hard!

Not many, all of them.

So by that logic, twinks are not gay?

Turning the US into Russia 2.0

Also, don’t eat their food! As in, don’t trust their recipes.