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Cake day: May 3rd, 2024

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  • Buncha witnesses tried approaching me the other day as I was tending to my flower bed. I sprayed them with my water hose, and yelled “where is your god now, feel the might of my athiest hose, let its water soak sin into your skin” they started crying and saying “were gonna get our parents and they will call the cops”. Turns out they were “girl scouts” selling “cookies” and now I have a court date. At least I didn’t get witnessed, score one for this athiest