The Green party signs in my town don’t even have a name on them, they just say vote Green party.

If there really is a god and afterlife first thing I’m doing is asking if they had any control over any of this.

If they say yes I’m going to go primal and shit in my hand and throw it at them.

The part about the cops is so fucked up, one of them was actually reinstated and given 400k back pay then quit 2 months later.

Holy fuck one of the cops was reinstated and given 400k in back pay then quit 2 months later.