That’s the thing that really stood out to me the 1st time I saw this story. A fighter plane registered to a Delaware based company, that was flying to an Air Force base. Real weird.

Grooming scissors, sure. Full size scissors? Not a chance.

Years ago, my now deceased grandfather and uncle were flying together. My grandfather had a full ass pair of scissors in his fanny pack, because he was a practical man and having scissors on your person at all times is useful.

My uncle scanned the row of x-ray machines, and picked the line with the TSA agent that was inspecting booties closer than the x-ray screen.

My grandpa successfully made the trip with his scissors.

Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.