Captain Poofter

I’m watching the video right now, and the first thing he said was he couldn’t beat it before and could only manage 2 draws, and 6 minutes into his rematch game and it’s putting up a damn good fight

but does it actually taste like the real thing? because I can already buy something that, supposedly, I should be unable to believe isn’t real butter, but after doing so I remain suspicious

i got 2 bags of groceries at cub yesterday and it was 180$.

there was meat in there. sure. but like…damn.

dude. i am 36 years old. i have experienced and enjoyed tons of dark humo. johnny the homicidal maniac was my bread and butter when i was 16. please don’t assume just because a stranger doesn’t like something you do it’s because they are uncultured or have narrow horizons. it comes across incredibly pretentiously

i have 4 hours on my steam account. not a single chuckle. that’s enough time for a laugh. you may jokes about bleak existences and situations but dark humor isn’t exactly mainstream and imo is pretty hard to pull off without feeling gross, which Disco Elysium did to me.

also, i have seen more of the game via youtube than i have played. the game is not a comedy, just stop it.

this game was so fucking depressing and bleak and full of downer characters and sub stories i stopped playing after 4 hours.

drama can be good. hardships make adventures exciting. but when the entire world is a hardship, I’d rather play something with more realistic variety.

my rent is 1600$ for 900 sq ft lmao

i hope this is a compliment because i love Aldi’s take on foods

this developer is a big prick. i had an issue (that turned out to be user error after getting help from another source) with the android version of duckstation so went to their discord for support. instead of offering any aid or insight, i was immediately stereotyped as “an android user” and told “we don’t offer tech support for android” basically for no other reason than “because android users bitch too much and then give you a bad review,” which is just kind of insane imo? there’s no downside to bad reviews like you’re not going to get delisted? anyways, completely not surprised to hear this from that ass. it genuinely seems like this guy hates developing duckstation at all and i am confused why he bothers. give it up man, sounds like you’ll be happier

35 years old and this is one of the most overrated franchises I’ve ever touched.