Ditch the pet. As much as I used to love animals, I now see them as a ridiculous expensive hobby and unethical.

I don’t picture myself at 80 scooping litter, stepping in vomit, brushing a cat every two days, having hair everywhere, having the cat take a crap while I’m preparing my food (every damn time), having the cat fart in my face every morning when I don’t get up quick enough for its tastes, buying expensive food because the intense flavorings they use make the cat refuse store brand food, having to get expensive vet check ups, the medications, the city wanting medallions, etc

I can’t even imagine having to drag a dog outside and picking up warm shits, the smell…

How do you feel about coffee, as I sit here with my three machines and five cups ready to go.

Then the cigarette is burning that much less too…

It’s “free market capitalism” for you and me, bailouts and welfare for them.

I showed it something else with cheeks and now I’m on 15 watchlists.

gneiss story that was some wild schist

how quickly my mod folder blue up

Mine was green.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Plague_Dogs_(novel)

go away now

Or they become President of France

A proper diet would also help. Failing that, I just take a shower right after, as you put it, a dump run.

Donald Trump. Maybe you’ve heard of him?

It’s “whose” and it looks like you CARE A LOT?

A bullock is a steer. You wanted bollocks.

And what do you think that means the moment your OS connects to, oh I don’t know, the rest of the fucking planet?

“great advertise”? What language is that?

secretly pro-Soviet

Ah that chronic brain worm hasn’t gone away… It is super handy to have a general purpose all-evil evidence-free adversary to blame everything on.

Hm, you’re right, they’re 69 Canada cents/lbs and they used to be half that. I only buy two at a time so like I don’t notice. They’re still affordable in absolute terms, right?

Dear christ, is there anything Russia isn’t responsible for? Apparently we’re all puppets in the West, easily hypnotized by gifs generated on washing machine CPUs, and conveniently it’s never our own making.

Please seek therapy. This “Russia Russia Russia” thing is McCarthyist hysteria on steroids.

You’re idolizing Russia as much if you think they’re somehow behind everything you don’t understand or like.

What’s the difference between your elaborate near-psychotic take and any other conspiracy theory?

Russia Russia Russia. Jesus motherfucking tapdancing Christ on a rubber crutch.

I dropped a plate this morning, Russiaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!!!

In my world, that housemate would quickly become a houselessmate.