Agreed. Oh well they’ll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they’ll be useful!

Here’s a bit of context about these turkish ice cream sellers: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx_NjpeBqQw

They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don’t listen, and don’t have manners.

They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and “cleaning up” my perfectly organized piles.

The darn apprentices keep thinking it’s a bug on my card and keep throwing it out.

Words of wisdom right there. Doesn’t take much for it to be worth it either!

Thank you for making me go! Almost cancelled those plans out of laziness :)

mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official “Wiz’a’Wiz” store

Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again.

It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking :)

It was the new superman movie. I don’t usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!

I’ll… Erm… Additionally bring muffins with the cookies to the library (work) tomorrow that I promised in a comment below. And double the- no triple the amount!

Uh oh… Here sir.

Sadly I can’t alter others directly due to Wizard Code of Ethics… But yeah we as a species should collectively chill the fuck out I agree.

Granted, your pocket is a worm hole into another dimension, but the location hqppens to be a pocket of the same size and constant, stable connection has been created. Making it feel like a normal pocket.

Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I’ll go to the cinema tonight afterall :)

Hey I hope you are ok. I would never do that to you. I hope that whatever you are going through will pass and that you don’t give up on living, as painful as that might be right now.

I just want you to know that this random internet wizard wannabe is sincerely wishing you well and hopes you can catch a break from all the shit life is throwing at you right now.

Whatever as long as it pays the bills 🧙‍♂️

Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I’ll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.

Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You’ll only find that in the school of !witchymemes@lemmy.world. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.

Edit after reading the second part: Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I’m still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you.

What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos’sht’gtsk!

Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.

This witch sounds powerful, I must seek her and learn from her!

Granted, your next sandwich will be delicious. Knowing this: chew slower, enjoy it!