Oh, that’s plenty long! I was scared that I might need to cut it relatively short to make the look work, but now I might seriously consider it. Thank you!

tbh that’s part of the reason I’m so tempted to do it. If my hairline recedes or I just go bald one day, I’ll regret that I wasn’t braver with my hair when I still had it.

You encouraged another commenter to get a mullet, too. I’m starting to think you like mullets.

How long was your hair when you had this kind of haircut? I still want to be able to use hair ties at night or at the gym, but I don’t know if that’s too long.

I kinda want a mullet with long hair on top. Like, long hair with shaved sides. An undercut without shaving the back of my head. It might look terrible, but the feeling of asymmetry I’d feel if I got a regular sidecut would be at least as bad.

My father always uses paper towels to blow his nose and I don’t get how he does it. They’re so hard and rough on the skin!

I didn’t know owls had tongues. This is the best thing I’ve learnt this week.

That’s weak. I always pull on the power cord until the plug comes out. That shuts it down in a second flat.

I’m going through the same shit at the moment. It doesn’t really bother me, and I expect a rejection email every time I apply for a job, but a few weeks ago, I got one that really pissed me off for some reason. They sent me one sentence that went something like, “We regret to inform you that we cannot consider you for this position.” The fact that they used the word “cannot” when I literally met every single requirement in the job posting made me so angry. Yeah, you want a full-time employee, I want to work four days a week max, that’s fair, I guess. But don’t tell me you can’t when in reality, you don’t want to. It’s either that, or they didn’t like my salary expectations that broke down to €17-19 an hour for someone with a Master’s degree and relevant work experience. Fun times. Sorry for the rant.

“Steal office supplies until he snaps, then burn it all down” is a perfect way to describe my employment history.

I’m just here trying not to commit felonies before breakfast.

be gay, do crime, all day, every day UwU

Cute hyena, 10/10, would cuddle :3

But that’s not what I meant when I said I wanted to become my fursona D:

Who wants to hold hands on the duo toilet? 👉👈😳