I thought the way to help DOMS was to find SUBS.

He looks like he’s sick of my shit, and it’s not even 6am yet!

But I ask you, who does he think he’s giving those glaring eyes??? Who??? Who??? Who??? Who???

Look man. You’re not getting it, ok?

You’re thinking in terms of “Marijuanna is illegal, and potatoes are legal, therefore I can do whatever I want, and the cops can’t stop me.”

Except here’s how things really work. Do you exist? Yeah? Well then the cops don’t give a FUUUUUCK about your rights, the law, or your life. You could die in their care. They don’t give a shit.

They smash peoples doors down, and shoot the homeowners. Later to find out they weren’t even on the right STREET!

It doesn’t matter that your acts are legal. Police are like what would happen if you mixed a bear, with a raccoon, with a chihuahua, with a fascist asshole.

So…you still want to draw their attention just to point out legality?

Found Loraina Bobbit!

Where’s the one carebear that likes bondage and is gothic?

You don’t care to know me?

Rude…

Actually, birds have no sphincter. So they have no control over who they shit on.

Basically, if you’re ever below a bird, there is a 100% chance they will shit if they need to shit.

But that means they can’t pick targets.

…genuinely trying to figure out how this relates to the topic at hand.

I’ve witnessed this were the result of cows helping themselves to a field of alfalfa.

That little rascle!

The new one is one of the best selling consoles of all time.

I saw one in the wild before I ever saw any marketing material for it. Unless you count youtube videos, including the direct.

The grumps are also featured in the game now.

I am the gayest gay who ever was a gay.

I feel like this is going to be a trivia question.

“Who was the gayest gay who ever was a gay?”

“JohnVanDenver?”

“No, I’m sorry, the answer is JimVanDeventer.”

This is the rare case where at no point was a clear coherent statement ever made, and yet everybody knew exactly what your frustrated ranting mumbles meant.

I’m in the same boat as you. Except for house party. I will be playing house party.

Yeah, but I have the singing talent of Yoko Ono

I have to put my penis inside God and go through him to stick my penis inside women???

Dude.

You overestimate the size of my penis. It is NOT 4 feet long!

…I feel like you totally missed the point. Destroy all humans. Humans are now extinct. Erase their effects on the planet. And rebuild the ecosystem with species that are healthy for the planet.

Humans make the mistake of thinking that they are the most important thing in existence, and the world would end without them. This planet has survived countless exinctions of species in the past. It’ll survive just as well without us.

To me, there is no risk. Destroying the world is the goal. Humans had a very bad run on this planet. Destroy. Erase. Rebuild.

I feel like I would have agreed with Google had they just argued “This is our private store. We did all the work to build it. We control the rules. If you want to make the Epic Store apk, you can. Sideloading is an absolute possibility. No hacking needed.”

I would agree with that.

Instead they argued by Epic charging money without giving google a slice, it compromises users safety and the innovation of the platform.

Fuck

Off.

Would have been better to use a gif of the luigi death stare