Yes. Excellent.

I won’t be talking to you anymore.

Don’t push just one corner, push both corners or in the middle or you’re gonna have a bad time.

And that’s actually a good thing because once you allow this it’s easy for employers to pressure you into “voluntarily” not taking a break, because “it’s so busy right now” or whatever.

Oh. Yeah. Cool. Excellent move.

providing food risks benefiting terrorists.

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It is a great motivator though.

no

Cartoonish.

And it gets better/worse/icanteven:

Two weeks after the agency shuttered, The Atlantic reported that the Trump administration planned to burn 550 tons of emergency food intended to go to children in Pakistan and Afghanistan, enough to feed 1.5 million children for a week. USAID had purchased the aid toward the end of Biden’s presidency, according to The Atlantic.

So what did happen to the food? The fuck?

No, please, do go on mocking the hallucination machine, I beg you, don’t give it what it wants, don’t believe its lies.

Be that as it may’nt’ve’d.

Mayn’t’ve’d. Mayn’ntve’d. May’n’t’v’e’d’. Fuck you English.

Fuck you, it don’t.

Fellow kids, somebody please explain to an old person (not me, obviously) what is happening here. Much appreciated.

Who cares what it’s like on standby?

I bet I could do that too, hallucinate some bullshit that seems like it could fit in the gaps.

I wonder what exactly believers are trying to accomplish by asking that. What I remember from my church-going days, I don’t think I would’ve understood a single thing if I hadn’t been taught what it’s all supposed to mean. Or do they expect enlightenment to miraculously touch their poor misled friend once they finally set foot on hallowed ground?

The thought of running around with a 5 million dollar ring gives me heart palpitations.