Large Oppai or die.

Dragon Age 2 ruined Dragon Age for me.

Mass Effect 3’s ending soured me to anything EA until Titanfall 2 was less than $20.

I’m sure I’m forgetting a few more ones but those two stand out the most.

X/Y. Fucking fight me.

Me: sees the meme without reading it and has chronic dry eye: a million rapid fire blinks Me: reads the meme Me aloud: “Oh fuck you buddy.”

Not to mention their little gaslighting memos they sent out trying to say it wasn’t them that told them they wouldn’t process those payments.

I don’t believe people fault itch.io or steam for what they did. You can be upset with an action and still understand why it was done. It’s the same mental allowance you would give to someone if they agreed to cover your shift but the morning of their kid got sick and you had to come in anyway. Sure, you’re upset but you also understand that someone would need to take care of their kid.

So we can be upset that NSFW games were delisted. But the other options would be them only getting paid through physically bought Steam and Itich.io gift cards.

Is this a gym rat joke I’m too never going back into one to understand?

ELI5?

Huh, it’s almost like…if you make 10+ livings worth of money off of enforced human misery eventually someone will come for their pound of flesh.

A lot of times it’s the “I went through it, now it’s your turn.”

I say shit can the senior project at highschools.*. Instead make seniors get a job at a fast food joint near the school for the first half of the school year. Maybe make it half a day. Then the second half of the school year make them attend a new home ec. class that uses their paystubs from the job to show them how to make a budget, pay taxes, in addition to how to cook some simplistic meals and change a tire and your car’s oil. I feel like that would cut down on the level of unearned entitlement some people have.

*In the area I graduated in, senior students would have to do a set amount of volunteer hours as well as present a paper on the experience and what they would do to make the world a better place.

We were so easily impressed.

I hate using this analogy because it showcases how much of a glutton I am but: a full release game should feel like a full meal. It can leave you wanting more but it should satisfy first. DLC is meant to be dessert. Something nice and extra after the fact. Wilds felt like an appetizer. Like it was prepping you for something more.

What cartoon is this from?

Then you support AI. Just give in. It’s inevitable.

Ah.

Take the factor that men are less likely to report it and multiply that by the one in nine. Chances are it’s actually higher, just stigmatized for reporting.

Isn’t that Curly Brace?

New troll metal band name for sure.

It happens that way sometimes. You can’t please everyone all the time. But, you can piss everyone off all at once. And that’s really easy to do.