If he must do this then I suggest the great migration to neighborhoods with wealthy conservative populations near DC, after all I’m sure the church going crowds will be falling over themselves to demonstrate their Christ like compassion they’ve long proclaimed to have.

Oh I’m a long time imigurian, I spend my time combing user sub. It’s gotten very political over the years but is still better than most and has an amazing community.

Thanks. I need more of this in my life.

Not all jobs will be front line, you can change their engine oil with molasses and banana peels or things like that.

Dude stop. There only so awesome I can think you are. Fucking legend.

Shower thought. Sign up, take the money, do the job with weaponized incompetence and get fired (if that’s even possible), waste money and resources. Lather, rinse, repeat.

You sir, and I say this with no hyperbole; are a hero.