“I’m not a Nazi, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.”

–Substack, probably

Every confession is a confession…

wait, let me start over.

Bitchplz

I gotta get off of this planet.

Where’s my towel?

Where’s my colander? I need to get to work and spread the good news about being touched by His Noodley Appendage! Pastafarians, get out there and preach the good word to your fellow federal employees!

Congress doesn’t have half a brain even if you mash them all together.

You should hack that into the image you posted.

You should hack a spell checker to find out how “Available” is spelled.

Say it with me, folks:

Every accusation is an admission.

Yes. Yes, they do.

What the hell happened to Josh Homme?

Technology doesn’t have problems. People have problems.

Imagine taking a job where you know that your number one priority is to try to provide cover for a pedophile.

Imagine how shitty of a person you have to be to want that job.

“Good news, boys! I found money for one more season of SailGP.”