I had something similar happen to me like 5 years ago. I chopped part of my finger tip off with a slightly rusty axe while camping after having a few too many.

I went into the ER the next day, waited about the same amount of time as you to be seen to have it checked out and get a tetanus booster. I got a bills from each doctor that happened to walk by, totalling in the realm of $2,000 after insurance. Literally all each did was say, “Ouch, lucky you didn’t hit the bone!”

Luckily, my fingertip grew back without nerve damage or anything. I’ll probably try to stay up on my shots and get more confident on dressing myself next time, maybe try and make friends with nurses/vet techs. Shit’s broken on every level.

Sure, but couldn’t your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

I use this too on android. Works great for streaming, but you can’t download tracks to listen offline afaik.