So I take it you are personally funding his new home? How generous of you.

We’ll learn his name if it ever becomes important. If someone mentions him in our vicinity. It’s the way he would want it.

Snaps do suck, but from a usability standpoint, you really can’t ignore the fact that 99% of documentation assumes deb, and Ubuntu is generally more up to date than pure Debian. I don’t like it myself, but it works and it’s better than Windows.