Yes, this. Phone at home, mask up if you plan on doing ANYTHING other than being an absolute boy scout. If a goth baddie asks you to sign their tits, use a fake name.

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better not mix both

Idk best flight I ever took was off four beers and a Xanax. I generally don’t get belligerent when I take downers tho, I’m more of a fall asleep kinda guy.

Edit: dont do this lol I never even considered me dying as a concern, long as I don’t go viral for fighting the flight attendant we good xD.

DANGEROPS PRANGENT SEX, WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD?

My cat does it. I’ve had him his whole life but I got him fixed terribly late and let’s just say he gets confused. I’ll be holding him like baby like he likes me to do and suddenly he starts twitching and I tell him “you’re being weird you gotta go now” and he grumbles at me and leaves.

Is the male loneliness epidemic not generally understood to be the first thing? Also platonic female friends are actually the best, it’s crazy how willing women are compared to dudes to hype you up and support you when your primary motivation for the friendship isn’t sex.

This would make a sick tattoo

Stupid sexy hi-vis.

You’re spot on. I lean HARD left myself and still I’m actively advocating all my friends go out and purchase a firearm while they can. Not for some far fetched rebellion against tyranny, but simply to protect themselves from getting hate-crimed by the scum who will inevitably feel they’ve been given permission to do so by this regime. Furthermore if they do start deporting citizens for undesirable political behavior, I know I’d rather be six feet under than in CECOT or South Sudan.

“She’s probably right.” “Dude was probably violent.” “Easier to give up your guns than fight this in court” “Just give up your guns!”

Lmao wowww lemmy. Nobody here likes due process?

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