I have all three!

Possibly lichen? Looks similar to the light green stuff I saw on trees in Arkansas growing up.

I’m right handed and play the guitar left handed…

Stuff like this is why I just used the hex color code vs the color name back in the day.

Seeing the title, “it’s in Harrison, isn’t it?” Reading the article, “it doesn’t say where.” Feeling dirty and clicking on the link to their site, “It says Ozarks… And North East Arkansas. Not quite Harrison.”

Harrison is well known for being incredibly racist and the K³ capital of Arkansas.

The key is to send it too then when they’re not at home.