Pretty sure this blog is fully ChatGPT text. All the signs are there, em dashes all over the place, “It’s not just x; it’s y”, lists of adjectives. Also, this is basically just an ad.

It’s like the hornier version of Steiner Math

Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games

Even the label doesn’t want to go to Alabama.

Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn’t be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it’s a joke)