a fat American could probably do it to a skinny person if they’re really mad. their leg muscles are insane

I would chew these as a kid

edit: why does it say “run”???!? this photo is taken from Amazon not a meme website

considering I gave you the tag “BALL FONDLER!!!” I trust that you have experience in this subject

why?

once when I was like 7 I took scissors to my eyelashes because one got in my eyeball

(sidenote why is scissors spelled like that?? what’s wrong with ‘sizzers’, it looks like a much more badass word than science sores)

as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol

always speaking like I’m drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe

any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes

that is the most ☹️ emoji face I have ever seen on a human

the prophecy fortold a female, but the child was born a male (assigned male at birth). they came out as a trans girl (male to female) so the prophecy came into effect

don’t worry about it. it’s kinda confusing at first, especially the phrase ‘trans girl’ lol

also happy cake day!

the worse information I’ve ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into ‘sounding’ (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

my take is that they’re trying to do the “>text” to indicate that is an action rather than words, but it formatted to a quote box

>this is what was meant

this is what happened

that’s my guess tho idk