I do something similar on an exercise bike most turn based games are fine ie balatro but I have also enjoyed more casual time based games like katamari damacy

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Hi. Stupid straight white guy here. Very proud of my small penis

Never heard of self deprecating humor?

So what types of discussions do you get in places where us dumb dumbs aren’t allowed?

same deal with a big rubber bouncy ball. For me it was the texture

If only he were capable of being so consistent. He thinks what people pay him to think.